* "No" is not a word. *

* Life is to short not to be happy. *

* If it can be climbed, climb it. If it can't be climbed there's *
 nothing good up there.

* Cats are wonderful ferret toys. *

* The best ferret toy is anything you're not supposed to have. *

* There is a wonderful surprise at the bottom of every potted plant. *

* If you don't find the wonderful surprise the first time, try again. *

* Tidy rooms are no fun. *

* Hammocks made for two ferrets will easily fit eleven ferrets. *

 * Showers of ferrets kisses and a cute face will get you *
out of trouble every time.

* When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, sleep. * 
The rest of the time, play your heart out.

* Life is short and so are ferrets. *

* The most interesting things in life are on the top shelf. *
Find a way to get up there.

* Ferrettone makes everything endurable. *

* The things on the top of the coffee table look better *
Scattered across the floor.

* The package a toy comes in is always more fun *
Then the toy itself

* The best things in life are free, who ever saw a *
Ferret with a credit card?

* A warm fuzzy hug is worth a raisin. *

* Life is like a bottle of ferrettone; squeeze every tasty drop from it. *

* If you can't reach it, it wasn't worth having in the first place. *

* You'll never know if you can reach it if you don't *
Make a try for it.

* If at first you don't succeed, try again. If you don't succeed *
the next time, to hell with it.

* When in doubt, any corner will do. *

* Who said ferrets can't climb. *

* If your head can fit, then the rest of the body can follow. *

* Every day that begins with a fuzzy hug and kiss is a good day. *

* I didn't do it; the corner was like that when I found it. Really! *

* I didn't do it, the cat did. I swear. *

By

F. Scott Giarrocco