slang(sl
ng)
First off, I'd like to start out by saying that I don't support the use of slang words, nor have I ever decimated
the English language by using them. They are the definition of lazy *** people (all countries and cultures included)
trying to make their language just a little easier to speak. Now, some slang I could consider kinda okay because of course it
helps further our understanding of human beings (others and ourself included). And then there's the other slang.
The real stupid slang, that just make me wanna beat certain so-called human beings with a dead fly infested cat. These
are the words that I'll be discussing today.
pimp(p
mp) - One who finds customers for a prostitute; a procurer.
I don't know any pimps. I don't wanna know any pimps and I think I'm a better person that I haven't met
a prostitute before (to my knowledge). The society today, has shaped today's youth to think that being a man who has
lots of women is a good thing. To have sex every night with a different women is something that if your not doing, frankly
you should be.
Now to this word, Pimp as these cavemen put it. They seem to think that selling ***** for a fair price is what they want
to do with their lives. Or that telling everyone around them that they are pimps makes them rad. Well, I'm here to tell
them it's not, and it never will be.
Some will probably say that saying pimp isn't the same text as the literal definition. Well, I say to that. What the ****
does it mean then. This is pimp, that is pimp, I am pimp. I'm convinced a piece of shit left out to dry in the hot sun would
be pimp if you stared at it long enough. If you have seen the movie Schnidler's List, when the jews are all walking and the
german grabs the sniper rifle and shoots them random. Well, I want to do that to all the people that say pimp. Grab a sniper rifle,
and shoot them, not at random but all of them.
dirtay(drty) - the closest definition I could find to this word that's
not in the english language was dirty. I will not define it, because if you don't know what dirty means you can add your name
to the list of people that say pimp (aka. Sniper Rifle). This bull**** slang isn't as popular as say some of the other slang
that I've heard but. It bothers me even more than most.
Exact Quotes:
"Hey look at her. She's dirtay." (a female is dirty and apparently that's a good thing)
"Yeah real dirtay" (your agreeing by saying the same stupid word, there's millions of words in the English language use one)
"Yeah that was dirtay."< (was something getting dirty or did you get dropped on your head repeatidly when you were a baby)
All I need is a Sniper Rifle and the world would be so much happier! I know that I would...
speedbag(I could've made a little thing sounding out the word but this isn't a word infact it's two making it even more idiotic) -
Anyways, making fun of this is too easy. I mean apparently this is a way to make fun of someone. By calling, them a speedbag you'd
be hurting their feelings. Speed is too go faster, and bag is an item to put stuff in. So technically a speedbag is a faster thing to put stuff in.
Which makes absolutly no ****** sense in the world but, my feelings were hurt when I was called a speedbag nonetheless. I cried for
days, I went without eating because someone dared call me this terrible word. Of course, me responding with go **** your mother,
you piece of ******* ****, you **** sucking, son of a ***** wasn't worse though. Apparently the battle of the disses was won by
my opponent or how about my opponent (should have his brain removed and replaced with my **** to make him/her smarter). I guess that would
stop him/her from saying speedbag.
In the end, I don't like slang. Never have, and I really never will. I think that people who use it. Well I've said enough
and it's time to go back to the life of the English (or whatever you speak) language. Where the normal people exist. BTW, if you
wish to send me money for a sniper rifle my address is:
Name: Poonz Thasikist
Address: 6969 Urajrkoff way.
City/Country: Fuku, Idoit
Postal Code: LIKME0
Guess how many pieces of slang I used in this article for a prize? (yes, the ones I pointed out count)
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