Relationships (The Females)






The Unknown Species to Man known only to this male as the FEMALE. No matter how much men in general try, they have to realize that they spent the first 9 months of their lives inside a FEMALE, and once they escape from that Uteral Hell. "Thinking that once you've escaped that it's all over. Well Man are u wrong!!!! In about 10-15 years depending on adolescence you'll discover that all you really want to do is get back in. (Another Female by God I Hope or that would be real Gross!!!)
Now onto what this piece of literary genious is really about. Getting together with one of those FEMALE beings. Or finding your soul mate as the gushy one's would say. According to Television and Movies etc. In High School, your going to meet your soul mate, and the spend the rest of your lives together with Picket Fences and Roses. Unless of course your one of those that believe in television (maybe one of the many searching for the One Ring at the Moment I dunno). But seriously, theres many ways to meet that soul mate even after Graduation. There's the CLUBS (or Rent-a-Whore as I like to call em) where you can meet many distinguished FEMALES BAH HA HA HA!!!!. The Workplace, find someone that has similar interests to you and go from there. Though that probably will never workout. No one wants to be with themself. Well maybe some people believe that if they were with themself they'd be happiest. I guess they'd always have their hand to satisfy themselves. Unless of course flexibility came into the equation.
Now that you've met that person, all ya gotta do is make it work/stick. Mixing in a cake type way, the physical/spiritual/mental that each female has inside of them. Keeping each aspect happy which can be a hella job. But, for that SoulMate. Doing that is what makes life worth living, making someone else happy in the hopes that they will make you as happy as your trying to make them. Now back to reality, no matter how hard you try to make the significant other (FEMALE) content, you'll fail and miserably at some point. One day you'll do everything right and the next your goin back to the INFAMOUS (right and/or left) hand. You could have given the FEMALE the greatest day of her life, one day earlier but the next day if there's a screw up somehow they begin to suffer from Amnesia. And it all goes out the window. Like it never happened in the first place. What I'm really trying to say that chances of ever meeting the right person are well, slim to none. So if you meet that person stick with it and make it work properly and if your in a relationship already where your not happy (as many seem to be). Get the hella out as soon as possible or face the consequences. Face being an Example to others! Be Happy in it or Don't be In it!



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