Medical Report #234565743

The ***** Fever


Have you ever heard a friend of yours say something like this?

"I have to check with my women"
"My Woman gives me input"
"I have to see what my girlfriend is doing tonight"
"I gotta wait for my girlfriend to call

Well as it turns out, your friend may have contracted a disease,

Symptoms include:

- subject will be more docile in all things that he does
- he will disappear for days at a time
- he will think he is happier but, truly in the end he will realize that he's wrong
- in later stages, all logic will leave him, and he will become a ***** himself

As some point, in any man's life the fever will strike him. And strike very hard it will. Usually, taking away all reasoning skills that he has. Logic will go out the window. As time goes by, if this fever is not treated properly his testicles will fall off. Causing him in essence to have no balls (as they say in slang). This fever is usually contracted during the early stages of manhood, but during the last few years the age rate has gone down as low as in the Pre-High School Years. Something that really should be looked into throughly. Although there is really nothing that can be done too save these men from the ***** fever, there is still certain methods that can be applied to help.

Methods:

1. Alcohol
2. Going out on the town with ONLY the males
3. Time, is very important sometimes the male will slowly recover (this usually takes years)
4. Another female in the picture can completly changes things

In conclusion, to all the men out there. If you have already contracted the ***** fever then help out your friends. Tell them what I never told mine, and I was never told. To be careful and not get too far pulled in to the famous, ah inspiring *****

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