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Good day readers/viewers, today we interview the dum clan leader of TDC: Takayanagi. |
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HEY! I heard that! Wait a minute, who are you?! | |
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You're telling me you've played every Devil May Cry games and don't know who I am!? | |
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Well, you picture looks like Sparda but...Ah who am I kidding, of course you're Sparda, this is the internet. | |
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Of course, anyway I would like you to answer a few questions. First how old are you IRL? | |
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IM NEVER GOING TO TELL YOU CAN TRY AS HARD AS YOU CAN BUT IM NEVER NEVER EVER MWAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
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Um, it seems something is wrong with him, wait a while until I consult a doctor. | |
| A few minutes later | ||
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*Pan**Pan*Thats better, I just had to yell for a bit. | |
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Interresting relaxation method, now onto another less...stressing question. What is your in-game name? | |
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Well duh, look at the cool burning text thingie at the top of the page. | |
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Page? What page? We're in a page? DOES THAT MEAN...I'M A FICTIONNAL CHARACTER!! NOOOO! | |
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Someone's paranoid >_> | |
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Um...Forget I said anything. Anyway, could you explain why there are pictures of DMC plastered all over your site? | |
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...If you can't figure it out then you really are dum. | |
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I see your point. Anyway, what inspired you to make The Devil Crusade? | |
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Well, I had a dream...A DREAM WHERE I WAS KILLING LOTSA STUFF WITH MY TEAM AND IT WAS DA ROXORZ. Anyway, I just wanted to make it comme true. | |
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-_-; Touching. Anyway, I think thats enought torture for me, I'm outa here! *runs off* | |
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Torture?! Where!? >_> <_< |
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| And ever since that moment, our insane clan leader has killed more than 50 men *slash**slice**decapitate* Scratch that, 51. | ||